Members Club: Kinky Old Witch Needs Some Action

Okay, I can confirm that Members Club is a lot of fun. It is a hilariously absurd mature horror comedy that asks its viewers to switch off and enjoy its ridiculousness.

I mean, come on, it’s about the 5th best stripper group in Essex who gets caught up in the resurrection of an ancient witch with a weird fetish! what’s not to love?

I’ve seen the screener, reviewed the film, travelled to London, met Dean Kilbey and then even met the witch and I now have an exclusive Members Club bar mat: does that make me a Member now? I hope not. Anyway, here’s the official press release!

October 2024, London, UK: Kaleidoscope Home Entertainment is delighted to confirm, that following its rip-roaring success at Pigeon Shrine FrightFest, the British horror comedy, Members Club, will be available on UK Digital Platforms from 21st October.

Written and Directed by Marc Coleman, the film stars a host of British talent including Dean Kilbey (ManFish, Boiling Point (2023), Top Boy), Perry Benson (Love Honour and Obey, This is England, Benidorm), Barbara Smith (EastEnders, Call The Midwife, Casualty), Juliet Cowan (Culprits, Cuckoo, Motherland), Mark Monero (Sid and Nancy, Free Fire, Happy New Year Colin Burstead), Steve Oram (Sightseers, The World’s End, Aaaaaaaah!), David Schaal (The Inbetweeners, EastEnders, Down Terrace), Alan Ford(Snatch, Cockneys vs Zombies, Toast of London), Liam Noble(Peep Show, ManFish, Bridgerton) as well as Peter Andre (Dragged Up Dirty, On The Other Foot). 

Wet Dreams, a middle-aged male stripper group, has hit rock bottom. After a string of disastrous gigs, the gang considers disbanding. Alan, the group’s happy-go-lucky frontman, takes over the business and books the boys a lucrative and mysterious gig in rural Essex. But when the group arrive at the desolate club, their night quickly takes a dark turn when they find themselves tangled up in a plot to raise a murderous 16th-century witch from the dead.

Members Club takes you on a journey from the mundane world of middle-aged male strippers to the downright ludicrous world of talking cheese,  pineapple hedgehogs, whisky-drinking toads, OnlyFans for pensioners, and Peter Andre’s most outrageous role yet – leading to a hair-raising finale that has never been captured on film before.


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